Perihal

Citer ni member aku yg beritau. Sampai nak pecah perut dibuatnya. It happen
at Jalan Loke Yew. Satu malam tu kawan pompuan ni la, dia baru jer balik
dari party, tak tahu how many glasses dia minum ler tapi memang dia
betul-betul mabuk. So masa on the way home she got blocked from the police
officer and asked for her driving license and so on but unfortunately at
the same time tu, there was an accident happen across the road. Quite major
jugaklah accident and the policeman leave her and rushed to the accident
scene. So this stupid girl dah gabra tak tahu nak buat camne, she just ran
off back to her car and head straight back home in Klang.

So the next morning polis datang ketuk pintu rumah dia dan polis tu tanya
dia, "AWAK PEGI MANA MALAM SEMALAM?"

Pompuan ni pulak jawab, "TAK KEMANA ENCIK. SAYA KAT RUMAH JER."

So polis tu tanya lagi, "BETUL KER???"
Pompuan tu jawab, "BETUL ENCIK. SUMPAH SAYA TAK GI MANA2, TANYA LER NGAN
HOUSEMATE SAYA."
So polis tu kata, "YE KER? (sambil tergelak) MARI SINI, KELUAR JAP"
Lepas tu polis tu tunjuk, "HA!!! ITU KETA SAPA TU??"

Pompuan tu macam nak pengsan sebab dia dah terbawak keta polis yg malam
tadi balik rumah, dia ingat keta dia sebab kaler sama warna putih (wira)
cuma keta dia takde sticker polis kat tepi pintu jer. Tak pasal2 kena saman
RM1000 dan gantung lesen 1 tahun.